Donald Trump

The Celebrity Apprentice this year was a joke.

I could rant all day long, but basically Annie Duke SHOULD have won. The Trump hired Joan Rivers instead, for two reasons:

1. They are close personal friends.



2. Donald's Sister-In-Law, Blaine Trump, is the Vice Chair of God's Love We Deliver - Joan's charity.

This article is not about the Celebrity Apprentice, however, as it is too hot of subject for me - I don't have the time or energy to list all of the reasons why Donald Trump is truly no longer fit to run a business, if his ethics are true to what was shown during the Celebrity Apprentice.

No, this is instead about scientific research....and proving that:

As Net Worth increases, Wife Age decreases --> for The Donald in particular.

Exhibit A:

Wife #1, Ivana Trump
Married to The Donald from 1977-1992
Born February 20, 1949



Wife #2, Marla Maples
Married to The Donald from 1993-1999
Born October 27, 1963



Wife #3, Melania Trump
Married to The Donald from 2005-present
Born April 26, 1970



Yes, as Donald has gotten older (he is now 62), he has made more money. And in the process, his wives have gotten younger. He also stays married to them for shorter amounts of time.

I guess the long and the short of it is...I used to have some respect for Donald Trump. The guy is worth $3 billion plus, according to reports (although he disputes this by saying that he is actually worth $7 billion). But he has lost my respect now. He is a sellout and a bad role model. Donald, you're fired.