Three Wolf Moon

Props to Owen for pointing this beauty out today.

First...our item. Check out this link for the 'Three Wolf Moon' t-shirt on Amazon. Certainly a beautiful, majestic shirt (see picture below).



It turns out I wasn't the only one who appreciated the beauty of this shirt...

Check out some of the 533 (and counting) reviews!

And finally...as Owen pointed out...the best review of all - posted in it's entirety for your viewing pleasure.

Id been experimenting with a golden eagle / world trade centre combo for a while but wasnt quite getting the spark or magic I was looking for.

Then I saw this and immediately got very hard. I had to buy it!

The package arrived a few days later. A solitary beam of sunlight perfectly filling the space it occupied on the floor. Nervously I approached....getting slightly harder every step nearer. Cautiously I bent down and reached for it.....by this time I was EXTREMELY hard. WIthout a moment to lose I grabbed it, ran up the stairs and slammed the door behind me - this was it - the moment of truth. I swear by this stage I was so hard I was getting a headache!

I carefully opened one end of the package and reached inside. It was like sliding my hand into a whale's vagina...warm and velvety. Outside birdsong erupted, I could hear the distant toll of church bells and what sounded like angels singing - I slowly pulled the shirt out....

By this time its worth mentioning that I had come 10 times already. But nothing prepared me for the moment my eyes met with the staggering beauty of the wolves, united in their melancholy chorus, and the wonderous details of the full moon. I slowly put the garment on.

When I awoke, I was in a hospital bed. THere were many machines and drips attached to me and i was scared and confused. I was stopped from ripping the tubes from my withered body by a nurse who rushed in and calmed me down.

"Where am I....what happened.." I asked

"You are in intensive care.. You came solidly for 6 days, even whilst we put you in a coma. Only when we took your clothes off did it stop."

I began to cry for it was then when i knew the truth. As i looked out the window into the black night, a cloud shifted revealing a brilliant full moon and in the distance...a wol....no....THREE wolves began to sing their song of lament.

Almost immediately I felt a slight tightness in my shorts....