If you watch any TV at all, you must recognize this guy.
Billy Mays....the VERY LOUD SPEAKING dude with a greasy beard who always wears a blue shirt.......and peddles such wares as OxiClean, Orange Clean and Orange Glo.
Well I actually don't have any news on Billy......I just always wondered who the guy was, as he just seemed like some greasy dude that companies pulled off the street to try to sell their crappy products. Turns out that Mays lives in a US$1.8 million home in Florida! So he's an expensive greasy dude.
Hey, at least he hasn't been hired to try to sell the awful looking Snuggie yet.
Billy Mays Hayes can go back to Cleveland. You ever try that mighty putty before? I tried it on a toilet seat hinge. Sure it turned hard and looked like it was going to work, but fuck it busted as soon as i sat on it. You might as well use plaster of paris. Actually, the originally JB weld actually works and is way stronger.
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